Apologies to Norm: the original looks better than this.

Hey, guys and gals, it’s time to count down the Top ____ as we cheer the Dragons from the ___ Yard Line. You have to speak up because I have a ___ % Hearing Loss. It’s a result of being (well) North of ___ and have worked more than ____ Hours a Week farming the South ___. If I don’t recognize you it’s because of my 20/___ Vision. If you don’t recognize me it’s because I have a __ Inch Waistline. If I leave early, it’s because I need to catch __ Winks.
No more fearing being sent to the principal’s office for __ Lashes. Instead we ponder:
Working for __ Days and __ Nights at __ Below.
Relieving our aches and pains with WD-___.
Wandering for __ Years in the Wilderness.
Being cared for by __-Year-Old Children.
The only certain things: (see Isaiah __ :6-8) and filing that 10-__.
Norm Brown
Wife: Cheryl
Children: Andy (Lesa) Brown (Robbie, Avery, Sydney), Nairobi, Kenya
Laura (Aaron) Lindberg (Micah), Decatur, Alabama 
Jenny (Rob) Ilderton, Lancaster, Pennsylvania
Emily Brown, Ft. Oglethorpe, Georgia
Occupations:
Farming, Software, Consulting, Elder, Grandpa

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